WARNINGS to the Innocent as Well as Those Already Bound for PERDITION

This page and the links on it are all that stand between you and huge, enraged genitalia pulsing and throbbing day and night. Please click as applicable.

I am of legal age, wherever and whoever I am, and I wish to see what sorts of approaches to homosexual pornography a lizard might take.

I am of legal age, but I'm starting to feel nervous and sick to my stomach. I'd better go now before I vomit all over my keyboard. I don't know about this gay stuff. Why am I so hard?

Get me out of this nest of vipers NOW, you hellbound pervert! You'd have "gotten stoned" a lot earlier than high school if I'd been your parent, in accordance with Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

I am of legal age and wish BUTCH would try writing lesbian porn.

I am of legal age and wish BUTCH would try writing heterosexual porn.

Soy de edad legal en el país donde vivo y me gusta mucho leer sobre hombres que hunden sus vergas hinchadas en los culos insaciables de otros hombres, pero no entiendo inglés. ¿Pudiera Ud. hacerme el favor de traducir sus obras sucias al español, BUTCH?

Cachaban't prncaci mouchen oich, BUTCH. Da boch.

I am that rare species, a child who reads instructions on a computer screen and obeys unquestioningly. Because I am not of legal age where I currently reside, I will now comply with your request and click on this link and no other.

I am an irate parent who is too lame to keep an eye on his or her kids. I just burst into the computer room after hearing my six-year-old child say "make me cum, motherfucker" to Aunt Charlotte at the dinner table and finding out that she learned that phrase at this Web site. Boy, are you going to pay. I have lawyers.

I am involved with law enforcement and wish to make of BUTCH an example that will cause the world to tremble for a thousand years.

I am sickened by this Web site and just about everything on it, but I love gay porn. Count me in.

I am your mother or father. You're just damn lucky you're too big to spank now, young man.

©2001 Gregor Everitt